Vowels line up in regular battalions to face the enemy in the open field.
OAAAO OAAAO OAAAO
A A A A A A
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
e (o) (o) e e (o) (o) e e (o) (o) e
I I I
uuuu uuuu uuuu
Consonants stand on the opposite frontline: a mob of mercenaries and individualists in random order. Everyone aims to kill as many enemies as possible, while trying to save their filthy skin!
MMM
F F
J J
HHH
NNNNNNN
N N NNnnnnn
wwwwwWWKKKKwwkkkkkkkkk .......................
SSSS SSSSSS kkkkkk
gggggggggggg
xtttttt ttttttt
zddd ddddd
rmm ddddd
nnnn rrrrrrrr
rhh ppppp
bb qqq
B BB QQQQ
In a bitter and bloody fight, soldier H is taken, aHi!!, prisoner by vowels.
But... plot twist! Prisoner H betrays his comrades and joins vowels’ army!
Aaaaahi Uuuuuuhi
Hoooooo! Uuuuuh uhu... ohi! Ah! Ehi! Ho! Ho!
Ha Ha! Hai?! Oh!
Ahi ahi ahi...
ohohoeeeh!
hehehehee!!
So, consonants trigger a futurist storm that wipes out all (print)heads...
Sssssssssssss!!!!! Ffffffff!!!! Vvvvvvvvvvvv, ssssssccc....